I think I cooped up these emotions for long enough. I'm going to rant on about how much I detest you and exactly why, and then I'll stop and forget about you forever. And then I'll finally have you out of my system. Comprendez?
Reasons why I detest you:

• You seem to get a kick out of lying to me. I hate the fact that you consistently attempt to hurt me, and when you succeed, you go back and do it all over again.
• Why did you do it? I can't get over why you would want to hurt me over and over again. You USED me. YOU F**** USED ME. And look, so much for new years resolution not to swear. BECAUSE GUESS WHAT! I'm back to swearing. And don't even tell me that you're all "good" now, because you're not. If you were a sane human being, you wouldn't get a F**** kick out of messing around with girls heads.
• You came in '04 playing me, and then you came back. And now it's 06. I don't want anything to do with you. All I know if that whenever you were near me, I forgot everything that was so important to me. And please please, I'm not begging you anymore. I am gonna stand firm and tell you that I don't want anything to do with you anymore. You've brung me nothing but confusion and pain.
• You're some desperate psycho who's got emotional issues. You want to know how it feels to get hurt mate? Because trust me, I will show you. I find you disgusting. I'm lucky I didn't get sucked in anymore. You know, you're like some leech who sucks the blood out of other decent human beings. If I saw you in the street, I would have to control myself to not spit on you.
• Mate, and I thought I had emotional issues? You got some to deal with. You were right, we were never friends in the first place. But you were wrong when you said you been trying to get me the whole time. Were you only trying to get me to prove some point to your stubborn head? That you could lure me in for the 100000th time and then release me back into the sea?
• I finally realise your desperation for me to say yes. Your pick up lines are awful. And I thought I was special. Did you know that? Did you realise that you made me think that for once I was liked more for my "inner beauty" rather than some material image? Well, I was WRONG. You thought I was plain crazy, retarded, lunatic, politically unstable whatever. 
• Someone warned me too. That I was being used, that you're a loser, a sheep, a follower. I should have listened, because they were right all along. I can't believe that I liked you. I still can't.
• You piss me off with your "who me?" attitude, acting all nonchalant and carefree when really, you ain't like that at all. And you know what? My life may be uneventful, but I wouldn't swap anything to have your lifestyle. I wouldn't swap a damn thing. I have great family, great friends, and although I get stressed and bored, I stil find ways to entertain myself. I don't need an extravagant lifestyle.
• Something even worse, you have a GIRLFRIEND. The poor girl. It kinda makes me laugh, that some girl would even trust some poofter like you. I know I'll never compare to those big hootered girls, but hey, I have a personality. I DONT CARE IF I'm UGLY compared to every other girl. I don't care, because what I learnt is that I would prefer inner beauty anyday over someone with a great smile and cocky arrogant attitude.
• And lastly, how dare you use me and think that maybe if I went out with you then maybe your debt would be called off. It's $400. Hope you can pay it back, cos I'd hate to be in your position having to deal with the others

I'm done. BUt lastly, just to make me feel better and hurt you (as pinprick as it may be) and give myself a bit of entertainment. (Some words courtesy of Jereee)
Constipated Criminal in the Cradle is Careering becoming a
Hypocritical Hairy Homosexual
Indeedy he is!!  (Yes indeedy!)
Have a wonderful life, and I'm gonna have the most excellent year of all. And thankfully, you won't be there to stick your head in again, asking me out when you so obviously have another girlfriend.
But hey, you want to be friends forever? *Shakes hand*
Hey, let's be BFF (BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!) --> Oh the irony of it all.
CACKLE CACKLE.
Oh btw, happy 17th birthday Jereee . Hope 17 is everything you always hoped it would be. And thanks for helping wit the words. Giggggggggle.